Friday, January 23, 2009

Kevin NOT joining Dancing With The Stars

There were rumors going around this week that Kevin Federline was going to be joining Dancing With The Stars , but the record has been set straight… his rep reports that those rumors are just “not true!”

Source: realitytvmagazine.com

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why I Bowl
by Kevin

My first glory hole experience happened when I was a teenager. I used to bowl in Fresno bowling alleys every Saturday as a kid. As I got older I was able to go there without my mom driving me and thus had no time limits. I knew about my sexual preference at the age of 13 .... so I was well aware of what I liked. I would often go into the bathroom after the games were over and sit in one of the stalls and jack my young cock until I spilled a hot load into the toilet. It was the only place I could feel comfortable doing so....since at home my mom could walk into my room at any moment.

One Saturday I was doing my regular jack off in the bowling alley bathroom when I noticed that the guy in the stall right next to me had been sitting there for about as long as I. I wondered if he was probably doing the same thing as me and wished I could see him. It was then for the first time that I had realized there was a hole behind the paper dispenser. I timidly got closer to it and looked through. To my surprise I had a great view of a really hot scene. In the stall next to me the guy was leaning over and had his face against the partition next to the cubicle on the other side of his. He kept moving his head back and forth until finally he pulled away for a second and I saw that there was a cock coming through from the other side! This man was sucking a man's cock through the wall! I couldn't see very well, because when the man was sucking I could only see the back of his head. I watched dreaming of what it must have been feeling like while I continued stroking my cock. This scene was so hot that although I could have shot off at any time I wanted it to last forever. Finally I heard some moaning and then complete silence. I saw the guy in the stall next to me pull away again and then lean back against the back wall. The cock was no longer coming through the hole and in a few seconds I heard the door open and the man who had just been sucked off walk to the sink. He washed up then walked out.

The place was completely silent...I could only hear my breathing and nothing else. After what seemed to be an eternity I realized the man in the stall next to me must have been waiting for someone else to come along. It took a lot, but I got up the nerve and walked out of my cubicle. I walked to the exit...opened the door...and, without leaving, let the door shut. Then I waited for about 10 seconds and opened the door again and walked back into the toilet area. I walked into the stall on the other side...where the other man had sat. I could smell him...his sex was still very present. I wanted to feel what he had felt...I needed it. I began stroking my cock again and very carefully looked through the hole. When I got closer I realized the man had his mouth against the hole and was waiting. I stood up and turned to face the hole and then I saw the man's tongue as he used it to motion for me to come closer. I did, very slowly, until my cock was right next to his tongue. He went crazy and started licking the head of my dick. I couldn't take it and just pushed forward into his mouth. It was the best sensation I had ever felt! It was so moist and warm....I had only jacked myself off up until this point...this feeling was ecstasy! It did not take long for this man with his hungry mouth to bring my boy cum gushing out and into his throat. He swallowed it all and when I could no longer stand the feeling of his mouth I pulled out and fell down onto the toilet seat. I sat there for what seemed like hours as I wallowed in the pleasure of my first blow job.

Soft Clammer said...
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ballsack said...

Great story, Kev. Makes me want to go bowling.

Anonymous said...

He should join Celebrity Fit Club.

Anonymous said...

"Ex-dancer, Failed Rapper, Ex-husband, Fat Bowler -- The Kevin Federline Story"coming soon to Lifetime.

Anonymous said...

Stupid ass comments. You people are lame. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

kevin is living his life why u peole are comenting about him. He and his kids are happy and content. so what if he put on few pounds? it not the end of the world prob cause he is happy.

Anonymous said...

Of course he is happy, he doesn't have to work since he lives off Britney Spears' money. Heck, I'd be happy, too, if I could eat and bowl all day.

Anonymous said...

What's it called when you turn down work?

Under-employed??

He NEVER works!

Anonymous said...

How's he under-employed? This is a tough economy. A fat high school dropout won't even get interviews. And that whore Britney ruined his pizza delivery career.

chakakhan said...

What do you suppose Kevin is doing right now:

a) Bowling
b) Eating
c) Both

Anonymous said...

d) Having Victoria dress up as a nurse, and giving him an enema.
e) All the above