Thursday, March 13, 2008

Kevin Federline's birthday at Pure

K-Fed’s Big B-day Payday

How much would you pay for one night with Kevin Federline? If you’re Pure nightclub, the answer is: a lot!

Multiple sources tell that former Mr. Britney Spears is being paid at least six figures to host his 30th birthday party at the Las Vegas hotspot on March 21. (Check out the invite, above!) One insider says he will make about $175,000.

“Kevin is a big spender, and a draw for the crowds. So the money he gets is nothing compared to the money they make,” the source tells

The big payday is particularly interesting considering that earlier this week, Britney’s lawyer argued that the pop star shouldn’t have to pay for Kevin’s legal fees because he has more money than he claims.

The family insider tells us that Kevin is planning on spending a few days in Las Vegas, which might give his ex-wife a chance to spend some quality time with their kids.

“Kevin is hoping Britney will be able to have time with the boys for a few days while he is gone, but it all depends on how she is doing at the time,” says the insider. “Also, Kevin has to feel confident that Jamie [Spears] will make sure the boys are watched over at all times while she is with them.”

Even though he’s leaving sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, behind, the aspiring rapper won’t be lacking for company. Brother Chris Federline, who just celebrated his own birthday this week, will also be on hand for the party.

"Kevin loves Vegas and would like to make a party time out of it,” adds the source.



Anonymous said...

My 17th Birthday Party
by Kevin

My parents give me a birthday party and introduce me to
my first lover, a man my father works with.

I first realized I was different from the other boys
was when I was almost twelve, until then I played
sports, got in a few fights, pretty much acted like the
other boys. I joined a youth league to play football
and they had showers in the clubhouse and the first
time I took a shower with the other guys, I had an
extremely hard time not looking at all those wonderful
cocks. When I got home, I went right to the bathroom
and jerked off thinking about all those pricks bouncing
around in the shower.

I got really good at checking out the bouncing cocks
without getting caught and I wanted to hold one so bad,
I would get a hard on, but nobody thought anything
about it as the rest of the guys had hard-ons from time
to time and it was always a big joke. I went out with
girls to keep the illusion up and always made sure I
dated the virgins and they always thought I was just
being respectful of their feelings by not trying to
touch them in a sexual way.

Well, when I turned seventeen, my parents had a party
for me and one of the guests was a young man of twenty-
two my father worked with and seemed lonely, so my dad
invited him. I really liked him, he was funny, very
attractive, and articulate and we hit it off real well.
At the end of the night he asked me if I would like to
go see a movie or something with him the next night and
I almost jumped into his arms I was so happy he had

I must have changed outfits three times getting ready
for my date and when he finally got there it was all I
could do not to run to his car. He came in, made a bit
of small talk with my parents and we left, after he
pulled away from the curb, he said he wanted to make a
pit stop if I didn't mind and of course I told him I
didn't mind.

We drove to an industrial center, he pulled the car
behind a dark building and parked. He turned to me and
said he had wanted to do this since last night when he
first met me and he took my face in his hands and
kissed me. Now I knew what heaven felt like, his lips
were soft and felt so awesome on mine and when he put
his tongue in my mouth, I came in my pants.

He kissed me so passionately for at least four or five
minutes I think, I was moaning and shaking and had both
my arms wrapped around him. When he came up for air, he
looked at me what such a lustful look and told me he
was going to make me his and all I could do was moan a
yes. I was so hot, I didn't realize he had taken his
dick out until he grabbed my hand and put it on his
hot, hard cock and I was shaking because I finally had
a cock in my hand.

It felt so good, hard but kind of soft on the outside
and I was almost delirious with joy just holding his
cock. He said in a real sexy voice, "Open your shirt
and let me cum on your belly honey, show me how much
you like my cock." I held that magnificent muscle in
one hand while I opened my shirt with the other. Rubbed
his big hard cock on my stomach, at the same time
caressing it gently and my first lover kissed me again
and said to me, "Pump harder baby, do my cock like you
do yours, show me what a good girl you are."

I took his balls in my free hand and pumped his cock
for all I was worth. He was moaning loud now and
saying, "Yes baby, yes, make daddy cum baby." I felt
his cock growing bigger in my hand, I thought my cock
was going to break through my pants and it ached so
bad, then he stiffened up, moaned like a girl and I
felt his red hot cum splash all over my stomach.

After a few minutes my new lover opened his eyes,
kissed me and told me how wonderful I made him feel,
took my face in his hands and said to me, "I want to
see you naked sweetheart, get undressed so I can feel
your naked body next to mine." He told me to get in the
back of the car after I stripped, he stripped, got in
back with me, got on the floor on his knees between my
legs and took hold of my raging cock in both his hands,
and I moaned like a little girl and shot my load all
over him.

He got up so that he was standing over me and told me
to lick him clean and being his good little girl, I
licked all my cum off of him and was wondering while I
cleaned my cum of him, what his cum tasted like.. By
the time I had him clean, his cock was rock hard again
and he was rubbing it on my face and I couldn't believe
how good his hot hard cock felt on my face.

I was in heaven feeling his hot cock on my face and
then he was rubbing it on my lips, my cock was rock
hard again that fast, I was in another time zone
feeling his cock on my lips. Then he said, "Open up
baby, daddy wants you to make love to his prick and
show me how much you love my cock."

My mouth opened all by itself. When he slid his hot
sweet cock into my mouth, I thought I died and went to
heaven, it was hard but felt so silky and it was all
mine to suck. I sucked and licked his hot prick for a
while, my cock was aching so bad again, but I was not
going to let his cock out of my mouth and the he put a
hand on each side of my face and fucked my mouth like
it was a pussy.

He said, "Oh yes baby, show me what a good pussy you
are and fuck my cock!" His cock was bouncing off my
tonsils. After a few minutes of having my mouth used
like a pussy he grabbed the back of my head, held me so
his cock was buried to the hilt in my mouth.

I felt his cock expand in my mouth and then he flooded
my throat and mouth with his hot, sweet, sticky cum and
I swallowed every drop of his nectar and hardly choked
at all. He didn't pull his cock out right away, so I
kept sucking on it and thinking how wonderful it was to
finally taste a sweet prick.

He pushed me down onto the seat, got on top with his
half hard cock still in my mouth and took my aching
cock into his mouth and it was all I could do not to
cum right then. He squeezed the base of my cock hard
while he licked it and that kept me from shooting my
load right then. I kept on working his cock over but it
was too soon after and when he started sucking my cock
and running his tongue under the head, my ass came off
the seat and I exploded in his mouth.

He turned around, laid on top of me and I could feel
his whole body pressing into mine, and I was sure I had
died and gone to heaven. He kissed me, put his tongue
in my mouth and it had some of my cum on it, so I
sucked his tongue clean. We lay like that kissing, he
told me to wrap my legs around him and when I did, it
really made me feel like a little pussy and I loved it.

He said to me, "You know you belong to me now, don't
you baby?" I said yes I knew, and he said, "You're
going to be a good pussy for me aren't you baby and do
whatever I say?" I told him I would do anything he
wanted, he smiled and told me he knew I would be a good
girl for him.

On the drive home, I lay on his lap with his cock in my
mouth, playing with my cock and when we pulled up in
front of my house, he filled my mouth with his sweet
cum again and I came all over myself. He told me to get
some KY jelly for tomorrow night because he was going
to take me to a motel and take my virginity and I
hardly slept that night I was so keyed up and turned

He picked me up the next night, I had a jock strap on
to keep my hard-on from showing and the KY jelly in my
pocket and his cock was hanging out, so I kissed it and
licked it. We drove to a motel, he checked us in and
when inside, he made me do a strip for him and jerk off
for him and while I was playing with my cock, he told
me what a good sub I was and I realized he was right, I
loved being told what to do.

He told me he was going to fuck me missionary style so
he could see my face while he fucked me and I could
also wrap my legs around him like I was a girl. He put
me on my hands and knees first, worked the KY jelly
into my asshole and I liked him fingering my asshole so
much, I was almost in a frenzy waiting to be fucked for
the first time.

When he was satisfied I was ready for him, he turned me
over, told me to put my legs in the air like a good
pussy, got between my legs and rubbed his dick over my
asshole, making me moan. His cock was only about five
inches, so when he put the head of his cock to my
asshole and pushed, it went in very easily and he
stooped with just the head in me. He asked if I was
okay, I said I was fine and he pushed his cock all the
way up my ass.

I couldn't believe how fucking good his cock felt in my
ass, it was sliding in and out with ease, my cock was
rock hard again and rubbing against his stomach. He
pinned my legs back like I was a woman and started
slamming my ass just like I was a pussy and I had never
been so happy in my life, I was even moaning like a
girl. He fucked me like that for a while and was also
telling me that I was the best fuck he ever had, how
pretty I was and how happy he would make me as long as
I spread my legs for him.

He told me to hold my prick against his stomach and
when I did, it was rubbing that spot under the head and
I came all over his belly and when my hot cum hit his
stomach, he shot his hot load up my ass and that was
the second greatest feeling of my life, the cum in my
mouth the best.

After we recovered, I got him hard again, licking and
kissing his sweet prick, he put me on all fours, lubed
my asshole and slid his hard cock into my ass again and
doggy fucked me, only this way, he had hold of my cock
and jerked me off while he fucked me.

He rode me like I was a dog and I loved it so much, my
face was buried in the pillow and I was crying because
it felt so fucking good to be used like this by my
lover. When I felt his cock growing in my ass and I
knew he was about to fill my asshole with his hot cum,
I howled like an animal and when he came in my ass, I
almost passed out it was so fucking intense.

We were spending every weekend together, day and night
he would pick me up Friday night and we would go to our
spot in the Industrial Center and spend the night in
the back seat with his cock in my mouth or ass all
night. Saturday mornings he would pick me up around ten
and we would go to the motel and spend the day and
night naked and he used me like I was a woman and I
loved it.

On Sunday we would go see a movie and no matter what
kind of movie we went to see, I licked and sucked his
cock and make him cum at least twice while the movie
played and he would make me play with myself so he
could watch. We had been together about five months
when he told me his old friend from high school was
coming to visit for a few days and he told me I would
love this guy. His friend came and was staying at a
hotel so we went there to see him.

When his friend opened the door for us, my jaw hit the
floor and my dick got hard, he was beautiful, six foot,
muscled, black wavy hair and a smile to kill for. I was
so taken by him I could hardly talk when my lover
introduced me to him and he hugged me instead of
shaking my hand.

I could feel his cock pressing into me when he hugged
me and I got horny fast. He smiled at my lover and
said, "Very nice my man, very nice" and he told me to
take my clothes off. I was on auto pilot after he
hugged me and when my lover started to undress me, I
helped him.

I was now standing there naked, with a hard-on in front
of these two men and they made me slowly turn around
and then bend over. Tony, the dark haired man, asked my
lover if I was still tight and my lover told him that
his was the only cock I ever had in my ass, so I would
be nice and tight for him. I wondered what he meant by
that for a second until it dawned on me what he meant
but by then Tony had taken my hand and told me to
undress him. I looked at my lover, he smiled at me and
said, "Do it for me baby and I will do nice things for
you" and left.

Tony pulled me to him and kissed me and my toes curled,
that man could really kiss and we stood there and made
out for a few minutes. He told me to undress him again
and this time I didn't need any encouragement, I took
his shirt off, kissed his beautiful manly chest all
over and sucked on his nipples until he put my hands on
his belt. I undid his belt, knelt down and pulled his
pants down and off and then slide his briefs down.

When I uncovered his cock, I almost came, it was seven
and a half inches long, about two and a half inches
thick and he was circumcised, it was the most beautiful
cock I had ever seen and I sucked it into my mouth
without even thinking about it. It tasted as good as it
looked, it felt like a slice of heaven in my mouth and
I was determined to give him the best blow job of his

I was on my knees with his beautiful cock in my mouth,
his briefs were around his ankles and I had hold of
both cheeks of his ass. Tony had hold of my head with
both hands and was saying, "That's it baby, show Tony
how good you suck cock baby" and he started fucking my
mouth like it was a pussy. I tightened my lips around
his magnificent cock and let him fuck my mouth like I
was a cunt.

His magnificent cock was bouncing off my tonsils as he
fucked my mouth and then he moaned real loud, stiffened
up and filled my mouth with the most delicious cum in
the world. I swallowed every drop of his sweet elixir
and wanted more but Tony fell back on the bed and told
me to bring my prick up to his mouth. I got on the bed
on my knees, put my cock to his mouth and he took hold
of it and started licking it all over.

He made me so hot I was moaning like a girl and when he
took it in his mouth and ran his tongue on that spot
under the head, I couldn't hold it and my cock exploded
in his mouth. He swallowed all my cum, licked my cock
clean and told me to lay with him. I laid next to him
and he took me in his arms and kissed me, then told me
I was so beautiful and we were going to have such a
good time while he was here, my cock started getting
hard again.

Tony wasn't ready for more yet so we lay there and
caressed each other, while kissing and talking, but it
didn't take long before he got hard again. He had a
tube of lube on the night table and he got it, opened
it and told me that my lover had told him I like to be
fucked like a woman, on my back and I nodded yes.

He spread my legs, lubed my asshole and finger fucked
my asshole until he had two fingers in me and then
pushed my legs back and put the head of his cock
against my asshole. I was really nervous about him
fucking me, he was a lot bigger then my lover but he
had enough lube on his dick and my asshole so his cock
head slipped right into my asshole.

He held it there, asked if I was okay and I was
surprised at how good it felt even though it was
stretching my ass like it had never been stretched
before. I told him I was fine, he pushed it in about
half was and slowed fucked my ass until was begging for
more. He pushed again and his cock was now buried in my
ass and my ass felt so full but so good and he just
held it there, holding me by shoulders and asked if I
was okay.

I moaned for him and asked him to fuck me, actually I
said, "Please fuck me Tony, please fuck me!" He started
fucking me in long slow strokes. I loved being fucked
by my lover but it was nothing like how Tony was making
me feel, he was kissing me, talking dirty to me and
telling me how much he liked my legs wrapped around
him. He made me feel like such a little pussy, a
feeling that I had come to love and when he told me I
was the best piece of ass he ever had, I came all over

He fucked me like that for about fifteen minutes,
riding me like I was a woman and then I felt his cock
begin to swell, I grabbed my cock and started jerking
off and then he stiffened up, moaned and filled my ass
with his hot, heavy cream and I think I screamed out
loud as I came again. I got on all fours so I could
lick Tony clean of my cum and could feel his cum
running out of my ass and I was in such a wonderful
place, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in that
room with Tony.

I spent the next three days with Tony and he fucked me
in every position imaginable and in between being
fucked by him, I sucked his sweet cock as I couldn't
get enough of his sweet cream and twice he let the room
service bell hop fuck my ass while I sucked Tony's cock
and once Tony fucked the bell hop while the bell hop
sucked my cock.

It was the best three days of my life, I stayed naked
for the three days and fell in love with Tony. He is
going to come back every month until I turn eighteen
and then I am going with him, how could I let go of
such a beautiful man with the sweetest cock in the

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, you need to get a job or a hobby or something!

oneandonly73 said...

ok - so kevin get outside, I hear the weather there in LA is getting HOT

Anonymous said...

Take that money and pay for your lawyer bill you sorry son of a bitch.

Anonymous said...

You tell a mean story, Kevin.

Anonymous said...

ok - so kevin get outside, I hear the weather there in LA is getting HOT

More gay sexual innuendo. You go, gurl.

Anonymous said...

Oh Erik (aka oneandonly73), I heard your mommy calling. It's time for your sponge bath.

Anonymous said...

Erik, your taste in music is attrocious.

Anonymous said...

Not only his taste in music, look at his appearance. We're talking man boobs.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a fudge packer.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was thinking the same, only I think he's a pedophile. Look at his profile, and check out his favorite movies and singers. He is cruising for younger girls.

Anonymous said...

I'm still trying to get beyond the fact that he enjoys listening to Wilson Phillps. If that doesn't say "I take it up the ass," I don't know what does.

Anonymous said...

Erik might be a homosexual pedophile. Look at that pose. The only thing missing is a dress.

Anonymous said...

I think you're right about the homo-ped thing. And I am also sure he has a butt plug up his ass in that pic.