Monday, August 27, 2007

Kevin Federline's legal team attempt to subpoena Sam a.k.a. "Jeff"

Here are three different versions of this story:


What Are They Hiding???

Uh oh! Major dramz!

Sources reveal exclusively to that a major incident happened in the ongoing baby battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

Aaron Cohen and his team of Israeli military-trained commandos were trying to serve papers to another Britney insider Tuesday afternoon when all hell broke loose.

The person - a man close to Spears by the name of Sam - was arriving at his home in Venice when he noticed Cohen and his team and freaked out.

“He drove into Aaron’s car and sped off,” a source tells us. “He didn’t even obey the nearby stop sign!”

The man was not served.

Police went to the scene to speak with Cohen and investigate the hit and run.


Jeff In Head On Collision With Kevin's Team

"Jeff," all around good guy and close friend to Britney, was just in a head on car crash with Kevin's legal team / servers. They were trying to (you guessed it) subpoena Jeff and were willing to stop at nothing.

An inside source tells me these men were "aggressive and dangerous." Luckily, the source says "Jeff" is ok: "He's fine, but the car isn't."


Video: "Sam" speaks to X17

X17 XCLUSIVE - Is Kevin's Legal Team Terrorizing Britney's Friend?

Britney pal and mystery man "Sam" has spoken to X17 exclusively to tell us a strange story of entrapment and assualt by five men he believes to be on the payroll of Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Sam claims Kevin's lawyer wants to subpoena him to testify in the custody battle waging between the former couple. He says a team of process servers, including one he believes to be the former Israeli militia man Aaron Cohen (who served Alli Sims just weeks ago), blocked his entrance to the parking garage at his apartment today as he returned him, surprising him with three cars driven into the path of his car, forcing an accident that left thousands of dollars of damage done to his new Mercedes.


Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I don't think "Sam" is telling the whole story. If he was surrounded by 3 cars, why would they not actually server him with the subpoena. He had to have run.

Anonymous said...

Go Kevin! We love you! Now milk that bitch dry!

Anonymous said...

Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.

Anonymous said...

kfed is a wortless dog he will burn in hell someone should hit him with a fucking truck

Anonymous said...

This is standard in money-centered custody battles: Accuse the other side of child neglect. Though it can be a felony to make such an accusation to DCFS or any state social services department, the reality is that false reporting is never prosecuted. Thus scumbags (Federline) and scum lawyers (Kaplan) make these reckless and damaging accusations at the drop of a hat.

Irony: Wouldn't it be amazing if Britney's career was destroyed, and her fortune lost, as a result of these charges and bad decisions? KFuck would probably abandon the kids to a foster home in a split second.