After throwing himself a colossal blowout at Element to celebrate his divorce from Britney Spears, you'd have been excused if you expected to see Kevin Federline strut out the front door to bask his rediscovered bachelorhood - but you'd have been wrong! We only barely spotted the, er, rapper darting down a dark alleyway to the safe confines of his SUV, especially since his legions of friends and fans (?!) made it their business to get all up in our business.
But hey - on the plus side, Kevin finally managed to get a whole crowd of people to throw their hands up in the air and wave them like they just don't care!
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