Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Rumor: Kevin and Jennifer Aniston?

As if things aren’t strange enough, the tragic soap opera that is Jennifer Aniston’s love life has taken added another incredible twist. Stay with me, now.

After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen was first introduced to the high-octane cocktail in Italy by the same guy that sent his pal Danny DeVito to be on “The View” while he was in a state of mild delirium.


And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit? None other than FedEx and his posse, all of whom went nuts when they saw Jen. My sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes.


When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door. Citrus owner Peter Chin, always tight-lipped about his mega-star clientele, would neither confirm nor deny the story, then gave me his signature ‘wink.’


Source: longislandpress.com

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha...
you're posting an unsubstantionated rumour...naughty naughty...




the conspiracy theorist

Alison said...

I agree. I stuck "rumor" in front and you can take it as you want.

Anonymous said...

We all know it is a rumor, but I mean how hilarious is it? Bwah!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she's pregnant yet.

Anonymous said...

bizarre

Anonymous said...

Did he kiss her? huh? is it on film?

Anonymous said...

I thought you would only post something if you thought it had a half chance of being true.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha - I so hope this is true.

Anonymous said...

fed-ex is on the prowl for a new sugar mama...where's lindsney lohan?
...fed-ex needs to find another sugar mama until jamie-lynne spears is legal...or maybe he's going the family sex educator route...haahhaha...fed-ex the molestor....

Anonymous said...

The last writer is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

These two prolly had an inneresting convrsation. It sounded like:

Bbbbbash, bbbash, bash, bash, bash. bash!"

i dont think he's the next somethinganniston. she's too old.

Anonymous said...

From msnbc- what's with them>

“Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book,” a source told the tab, “or that Britney will cough up more cash than what’s in their prenup [an estimated $360,000 in spousal support plus $7 million from the sale of their Malibu, Calif., home] to keep him from spilling the beans.”

Federline wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million, reports Star, and is alleging that he can “prove that Britney is an unfit mother” by revealing her partying ways both while she was pregnant and when their babies were born.

As part of his evidence against Spears, Federline is reportedly prepared to use a video he shot — which has appeared on YouTube — in which Spears babbles incoherently.

“Kevin says he filmed it just a week before Brit filed for divorce,” a source told the Star. “He told me, ‘I want the world to see that Britney is an unfit parent and that she’s not in her right mind.’”

Anonymous said...

Too bad that video was during Chaotic. And all the partying we saw during the pregnancies was Kevin.

So try again Federline.

Alison said...

Another blackmailing rumor. While Kevin and Britney were married he said once that he wanted to write a book about himself up until he met Britney, I think that's were the book blackmailing rumors are from. Or maybe they don't need it to come from anywhere. And the video is nothing, it was shot during Chaotic in 2004 and appeared on YouTube while they were still married.

As for Jennifer Aniston, it's not that hard to believe they talked a the club, though I doubt the rumor spreader knew what they were talking about, and the implied leaving together is probably nothing.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Kevin is blackmailing her. But it obviously he is after more money though and I just can't understand why the man just won't take what he AGREED upn in the prenup. He gets $360K in spousal support and half the mansion's worth which is about $6/7 million. Why does he need more?

I think that is why people are convinced it is just all about the "cash money" for him. I have no doubt that he loves his children and wants them safe and happy, but you can't but notice the bigger picture as well.

If they didn't have a prenup and all this went down, then I would say "it is fair game!" but they signed it and understood it. What is the problem?

Anonymous said...

Alison- Kevin also said that at first he wanted his album to show who he was before Britney and yet every song he basically rapped about the media, his wife, or how much money he is making now.I don't doubt he wil come out with a book sometime about her.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston is what... something like 10 years his senior? Unless Aniston is a total blithering fool, I can't see what a sane woman her age would see in a retard like Federline. At least Brad Pitt has some semblance of a brain.

Alison said...

Kevin didn't say the album was about who he was before he met Britney. On August 24, 2006, in an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM in Los Angeles, Ryan asked Kevin about the lyrics on his album. Kevin said: "That's just my lifestyle, I'm just speaking about what's been going on the last two years ... I'm a humble person, I could go back to bread and butter."

Jason is writing a book, Justin threatened to write one at one point. I'm optimistic that Kevin will not follow this path, I'll be disappointed if he does.

Anonymous said...

I wished Kevin had rapped about something other than his bling, cars and money because really, did he think people would buy into that shit? They all knew it didn't work for any of it.

And yes he worked, but lets be honest here. He wasn't making the millions that provided that lifestyle, so it was just a joke.

Anonymous said...

"I delivered the pizza,
went for my gat,
gimme my tip,
or gonna get shat."

Does that work for you?

Anonymous said...

Haha, errr. Sure.

Anonymous said...

If they didn't have a prenup and all this went down, then I would say "it is fair game!" but they signed it and understood it. What is the problem?

Well, nothing seems to hurt a rich person more than being forced to depart with there money (even if the amount is just a drop in the bucket to them). Especially when that money is departing to their ex because judge ruled in the ex's favor during a divorce. I suppose that's why when everyday people marry rich people, prenup or no prenup, and things in the marriage really sour; they go after their ex's money. I guess you could think of it as a way of saying 'fuck you' (and more) without actually saying it.

If you're not that bitter towards your ex then I guess you would just take whatever the prenup gave you just so that you could get the hell away from that person as soon as possible.

Anonymous said...

I know it is a big "fuck you" but all it looks like is that they marriage for money and now that is all that want. Hense the terms "freeloader" and "golddigger"

I guess Kevin could careless as long as he has the $$$.

Alison said...

In Kevin and Britney's case there are kids involved, so they'll never get away from each other (of if they do the kids will suffer). Britney filed for sole legal and physical custody of the kids. Maybe Kevin figured he may as well take it to the extreme as well since that's how Britney was playing it.

Anonymous said...

I can ubderstand wanting to take it to the extreme. I just worry because I can just hear it now:

BS Lawyer: You only married her for the fame and money? How can you deny it when you are suing to contest the prenup by asking for spousal support and fo her to pay all your expenses? This includes child support for which you are also suing for. In the end it all equals to $$$$.

And it isn't like he can deny it.

Anonymous said...

Then again, KF Laywer will bring up Britney lastest actions against her. Well they can't define her as "unfit" it will raise some eyebrows.

The best thing that Kevin did was give himself that little GQ makeover. Play the role Kevin, even if it is not true.

I wonder how nasty it will get?

Anonymous said...

Jason is writing a book, Justin threatened to write one at one point. I'm optimistic that Kevin will not follow this path, I'll be disappointed if he does.

I don't think Jason has much to write about. How many paragraphs can you develop from a 55 hour marriage? He didn't have a life before he met her, and most certainly doesn't have one now.

Kevin's story should be more compelling. I just hope the publisher can capture the impact of someone who writes with a crayon.

Anonymous said...

The thing that bothers me about Kevin is he is seen gambling his money in Vegas about two weeks after the divorce and he filed for spousal support. If you need spousal support you shouldn't be gambling. In my mind the only time a person should get spousal support is if they are a stay at home parent and their spouse works. He wasn't a stay at home parent.

Anonymous said...

I'm 100 percent positive this "rumor" was started by people who don't like Jennifer Aniston on various forums. It's funny it's gotten this far though.

Anonymous said...

Kevin can try to paint her as an unfit parent using the last month as an example, but her people can in turn do the same. Her team has more ammunition as they can say/prove Kevin wasn't around much WHEN they were married. Instead he was doing what she currently is...going out to clubs...If she has always been unstable or unfit, the question of why he didn't do anything about it when they were together will come up.

Also, as long as she is not harming, neglecting, or abusing their children, she will not be found "unfit". As long as the boys are happy, well asjusted, and cared for there is so basis for the "unfit" title.

Anonymous said...

Kevin can date. And Jennifer Aniston is a major upgrade over Britney.

If something serious ever develops, I'm sure Kevin and Jennifer Aniston would do a better job raising kids than Britney.

Anonymous said...

lmfao! federdouche fans are dumb as fuck! jennifer is a classy lady and she will never stoop down to an all time low like britney did and marry a bum. nor date one. get the fuck outta here with that "major upgrade" shit.

Anonymous said...

Kevin can date.

But wouldn't this be considered adultery since they are married, blah, blah, blah!